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Typical & Boring

It didn’t properly register that there was a comments section on the blog and it didn’t occur to me that anyone would actually want to comment. When it did finally register I had a look.

One in particular stood out:

This site is so typical and boring.
Have a good life.

First of all I’d like to thank the reader for commenting.

You’ve doubled my readership at a stroke - because now I know that someone else apart from me is reading this blog.

Secondly, I’d like to address the comment.

After all it’s what they are for, and if I can improve the blog in any way then I ought to pay attention to reader feedback.

i) “Typical”. What is “typical” in a blog?

If I look at “typical” blogs they seem like they are mostly written by self-obsessed internet marketing wonks, techno geeks revelling in their geekery, and mid-life crisis types trying to convince the world they are still interesting.

Not to mention the much slicker blogs that are all about making money.

They are typical & boring.

Worse than that are the bloggers talking about bloggers talking about bloggers talking about bloggers etc.

The blogsopshere has been described as a “virtuous circle” – but from the outside it looks more like a daisy chain of butt-kissing, trackbacks and link-swapping in an attempt to build search engine prominence.

There is no advertising in this blog. I haven’t taken the opportunity to “monetise my blog”.

That would be typical & boring.

I leave that for my other 10,000 blogs and my army of underpaid and exploited workers back in my Indian “click farm”.

i) “Boring”.

I’m sorry you find this blog boring, I only write about stuff that I find interesting. If you don’t find it interesting then read a different blog I’m sure that there are many more that you prefer much more than this one.

Talking of links - if you have many links to blogs that are as typical & boring as this one then please send them to me.

For one thing I would have more to read and for another I wouldn’t have to write this blog – using RSS I could get someone else to do it for me.

I’d never have to write another blog entry again.

That would be typical & boring.

Finally, I’d like to thank you for your constructive comments on how I can make my blog less typical & boring.

Not.

You could have included suggestions for things to write about, links to blogs that you found less typical & boring than mine, a blog-writers style guide or a list of “10 things you should never do in a blog”, “how not to write a typical & boring blog”, you know the kind of thing.

I mean, come on, not one helpful suggestion - not even a link to Squidoo – how hard would that have been??

I don’t hear any suggestions how to “keep relevant” & “save work” by including huge amounts of RSS feeds into the blog.

If I did that I’d never have to write another blog entry again. Great!! A fully monetised automated blogging machine!!

That would be typical & boring.

Best of all you could have linked to your personal blog – which I am sure is excellent, concise, witty, well-designed and riding high in the Technorati lists – but for some reason you seem to have omitted a link.

I wonder why.

I wonder if your blog is as typical & boring as mine.

Anyway “ape” – I like to say “thanks” once again for all your constructive comments - I’m sure you’re going to have a great life trolling around the Internet.