Firework time:-)

I got ready to go to the church and realised the T shirt that had just put on was advertising a drink called Red Devil,.....


Dumb criminal of the month award, goes to the customer in the local supermarket...

The man that assaulted me at Waterloo station has been let off....

Hi Everyone,
I got ready to go to the church and realised the T shirt that had just put on was advertising a drink called Red Devil,
there is a small logo on the front and on the back is a big picture of loadsa flames with Worship the Devil in large letters Ooops....

T shirt

I get to the church to find a massive bonfire and a big pile of fireworks and set up my bits, I go to get my old coat that I use as it`s near as damnit flame and spark proof, only to find that it had been accidently thrown out, the Assistant Vicar then gave me a really nice leather bomber jacket and told me I could keep as it`s to small for him.
I usually use some metal buckets full of soil for some of the fireworks but after one blew up last year and made a big hole in it the vicar has hidden them...looking around I found an old metal microwave oven, ripped off the door and filled with earth, it did the job.
The bonfire was then lit, it had flames reaching over 15 metres high, it was so hot that I had to wait half an hour before I could start letting off the fireworks.

Bonfire 1

Bonfire 2

The Vicar is a very keen gardener and makes potash with the bonfires ashes...this year I think he got more than he is used to as the fire set fire to all the leaves on the ground, some of the bushes and a big area of grass, I don`t care as the fire is not my department only the fireworks.

I scored a few direct hits with the rockets on the office blocks across the road, of which one of them is some sort of Arabic newspaper group, so much for Christian values...everytime a rocket hit something they all cheered.....

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I got to the 2600 meeting just before ten`o`clock and found a lot of new faces, one of them was a guy all the way from Finland with a curious taste in hats :-)
I managed to chat to all the new faces and a few of the other people present but didn`t get to talk to everyone as we ran out time.

On the bus N9 on the way home, there was a guy getting into some amazing contortions on the seat behind me and my friend trying to earwig our conversation on computer and phreaking techniques...

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Dumb criminal of the month award, goes to the customer in the local supermarket, he stole three bottles of whiskey, got stopped outside the shop and he said that he only went out to see if he had a parking ticket...He was then offered the chance to pay for goods, OK he says and goes back in, gets to the till and tries to pay for them with stolen credit cards, both in different names...Duh

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The man that assaulted me at Waterloo station has been let off, the Police sent me a letter informing me of this occurance,
Right in the middle of the letter, written in bold type it read..."The offender is mentally disturbed for proceedings to be taken"...hmmm not very well phrased is it?

Thats about it for now, After all the work at the show I ache all over from using muscles that I had forgotten even existed, So it`s chill out time...

TTFN

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